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Did you know that you will spend 28,105 hours (7%) of your life vulnerably sitting on a toilet? Other than the obvious of “making big business”, how do you make the best of your toilet time?

If you are part of the privileged 80% of earth population to have a humble throne at home, what do you truly know about this merely glance majestic porcelain?

Brilliantly bridged with Mr. Pineapple's treasure trove of pineapple wisdom of The Pineapple Theory, uncover several unbelievable insightful toilet analogies & metaphors, information, puns, research, and stories. Your reading is much more than having something interesting to do when you sit at the loo, it's not only information, but it's also transformation.

Sorry not sorry, you will never see a toilet the same way again – or yourself – or both!