Crooks and Nannies - A N.A.U.G.H.T.Y Beginning
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Chris McGuire
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| Publisher | The Candy Jar Group |
| Publication | Mar 27, 2025 |
| Format | Paperback/Softback |
| ISBN | 9781917022859 |
| Pages | 80 |
| Age | 7 - 9 |
| Price | £6.99 |
Crooks and Nannies - A N.A.U.G.H.T.Y Beginning
A WARNING! Whatever you do, don''t read this book! Well, you've been warned...
This books is hideous – full to overflowing with banana-flavoured slime, puke, gangsters, yobs and more than one reference to granny knickers! I simply couldn’t believe it!
Surely, nobody can find this kind of thing funny? There’s nothing amusing about ballet dancers being covered in gunge or the phrase ‘bottom burp!’ If you think there is, then you need to grow up straight away!
Put this book down straight away and find something nice about flower pressing, algebra, or needlework instead!
You’ve been warned!
May Dupname
from
The League Against Fun in Kids’ Books
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Longlisted For The Spark! Book Awards 2025
"A short, silly book perfect for newly confident readers. This book is packed with banana flavoured slime which makes you forget everyth…
N.A.U.G.H.T.Y recruit the best nannies to be placed in the homes of super-criminals, gangsters and tyrants to thwart their plans. Dottie is a new nanny and has been selected to be placed with Gore Rilla and his son, Junior. The whiff of bananas and the mentions of slime start to give the dastardly game away. Can Dottie save Buckingham Palace or will she be gobbled up by an alligator?
With lots of puns, slime, frilly knickers and general silliness this is a great book for fans of David Walliams and Roald Dahl."
- Tash Hyde, READ FOR GOOD
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