
No One Is Coming for You in the Zombie Apocalypse
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Danielle Stonehirsch
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No One Is Coming for You in the Zombie Apocalypse
Forthcoming from Strange Violin Editions in Fall 2027, NO ONE IS COMING FOR YOU IN THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE is a comic novel in which a young married woman who has been overly dependent on her husband finds herself divorced and forced to quickly gain new life skills. After a hookup with a stranger goes awry, she receives a mysterious payment to keep quiet about it, and uses the money to visit her more adventurous sister who is teaching English in Thailand. The visit soon sours when they discover they are both being pursued by an international crime syndicate, and the heroine must use her newfound skills to save the day. (Content Warning: No actual zombies appear in the book. We just didn't want anyone to feel disappointed if they were hoping for brain-eating undead.)
Author

Danielle Stonehirsch
Danielle Stonehirsch is an award-winning short story writer, poet, essayist, and now novelist. Her work has appeared in many online journals and print magazines as well as several anthologies. She was a Pushcart Prize nominee of 2021. She has traveled extensively, including in Thailand, where the only dangerous encounter she had was with an angry mother elephant. In her youth, multiple men told her they would not be coming to save her in the zombie apocalypse. She used to be angry about this, but since they inspired her first novel, she has forgiven them. She lives in Maryland with her son and her husband who has vowed to defend her with a machete he bought specifically for this purpose.