Julie Ditchburn Patton taught first and third graders before joining American Greetings. She was an editor, writer, and writing manager for twelve years. While there, she wrote for all greeting card categories but specialized in humor and juvenile products. She worked on desk calendars, ad copy, and children’s workbooks. After leaving American Greetings, she freelanced and maintained a blog about writing and parenting with a critique partner. She is a member of the Society of Children's Book Writers and Illustrators and the Alliance of Independent Authors.
Exploring mysteries of cryptids and—even weirder—friendship, this lively middle grade debut lives up to its hilarious title…Patton blends humor, suspense, and heart, making it a compelling read for fans of teen survival stories with a potential supernatural twist. BookLife Review, Editor's Pick